Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By Eric Jurgensen - 10/06/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

Comments

limehead 4

Monday 26 September 2011 5:24

Wtf is this stuff

ajago12598 6

Monday 26 September 2011 5:25

that blows.

Thatcow 5

Monday 26 September 2011 5:27

I mean OP could say that he had sex with her and... Well I think that would give his father enough of a reason to not date her.

skinny_treats 6

Monday 26 September 2011 5:28

this sounds like it came from the movie 'No Strings Attacthed'.

skinny_treats 6

Monday 26 September 2011 5:28

this sounds like it came from the movie 'No Strings Attacthed'.

game9562 0

Monday 26 September 2011 5:38

lmfao. ask your dad how you taste. loll

ThePeopleRule 2

Monday 26 September 2011 5:48

Hahahah, who's next in line, your grandpa??

raerae1995 6

Monday 26 September 2011 6:02

umm gross

molve3 1

Monday 26 September 2011 6:08

You totally stole this from No Strings Attached.

Kate1453 6

Monday 26 September 2011 6:30

Thats ****** up dude!!

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