By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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Taidashar 0

That sucks bro... Your dad is a douche

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ranamile 0

Oh my god like oh my god! Whoa sorry!

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Bludmagnus 13

I don't care if any of this is repeating others' comments, but that gives you the right to ask her if they were doing things while you were together. If she hesitates longer than five seconds... you have every right in the world to make their lives a living hell.

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cmabmb112210 0

Sounds like Ur dads a pretty big douche

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megsawesome 0

Your family dinners must be awkward!:/

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Candygirl720 6

......................................................................................................EEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did your dad have to say about it?

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Missiexx18 0

I hope your dad didn't know she was your ex when they started dating. Or else in that case, he is an asshole.

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