Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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You deserved it 3 017

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 323

Love is blind

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 23:00

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 851

You deserved it 180

By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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You deserved it 3 365

By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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You deserved it 3 201

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 619

You deserved it 4 894

Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 979

You deserved it 276

Used

By Eric Jurgensen - 10/06/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 619

You deserved it 168

By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 392

You deserved it 4 149

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 369

You deserved it 4 634

New relations

By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 405

You deserved it 144

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

Comments

queenb1621 21

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:16

Beat the crap out of your dad. Then move out...

itsaseceret 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:27

gold digger?

XbOxLoRd 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:40

Thats gotta b akward

laoshapigou 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 23:42

LOL, this is totally a wtf story.

rowanessence 4

Monday 26 September 2011 0:15

Look at that he lives in Kentucky hahahahahah

shadowPlayer 6

Monday 26 September 2011 0:16

Tshirthell.com buy the shirt that says 'I taught your girlfriend that thing you like'

Joey44 15

Monday 26 September 2011 0:17

Dear God...

Flocka_23 14

Monday 26 September 2011 0:36

Gross

harlequin360 3

Monday 26 September 2011 0:38

FYL but YDI for being in kentucky

jivveturkey 0

Monday 26 September 2011 1:04

watch "bill and ted's excellent adventure" and youll feel better

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