By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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baseballlegitly0 2

lolololol 3way father and son bonding balls deep lololol

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megamandude455 10

Uh wow. You dated your mom?? Gross

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mzwhitaker85 0

gross wow your dad loves sloppy seconds

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fatalwish 6

Wow from west va much ? Thats nuts theres no way i would do that shit with a closed mouth tell her how you feel and if she dosent understand shes just gold diggin and let it be that.

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IDMx302 1

Does it suprise anybody that This happened in Kentucky? But seriously dude, I can't even imagine how that feels. Cheer up and find a girl to rebound on.

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guitarplayer546 0

What a terrible thing for a father to do. Like that's pretty ******* awkward.

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Sonalis 9

Dude, your ex is psycho, and your dad is a complete idiot. Sorry man. FYL indeed

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AkimmboSlice97 0

sounds like you need to call 1800 choke that hoe

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mpclaw 3

Actually, I see it as a compliment. Dad is a more mature version of you and probably has more money. Besides, she wants a daddy.

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wickedeva 2

I don't believe this one at all. You have an average imagination, congratulations!

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