Miscellaneous: Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed...

By disappointed - 25/03/2014 11:36 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

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By why me - 22/05/2011 23:09

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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By nemesis5196523 - 03/12/2013 19:45 - United States - Ogden

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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Spoiled

By RIP - 30/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

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By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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Written in ink made from tears

By Popoi - 17/09/2022 11:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML

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Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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Fatwahhh 10

Tuesday 25 March 2014 18:41

At least you have your priorities straight..

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 25 March 2014 18:43

If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.

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ohboynotagain 6

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:00

damn that's sad

Billybobinski 3

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:08

Send me the picture of her cheating ass

Kdbe 5

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:23

I feel ya. The finale was not what I wanted it to be either. ****** Dexter and hurricanes.

Expand_Dong 1

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:23

Now you get to become Dexter, and end their lives now.

foxysunshine 12

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:31

Should've paid more attention to her I suppose...... YDI

shoelover23 2

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:39

Dexter is pretty fantastic, most people were upset by the finale

arre2006 19

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:40

makes it easy for you to toss her aside

steph_solaris 11

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:44

YDI for not stopping after the third season

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:57

I didn't like the way Chuck season finale ended. Same actress different show

mansfield_j 27

Wednesday 26 March 2014 0:10

Just a bad day overall

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