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Slap in the face

deadmedia - - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Neverthebride - 22/05/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

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no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Thanks for the input

SBCR - 07/12/2012 06:01 - United States - Ankeny

Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML

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Bridezilla

Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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- 23/10/2025 03:00

Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML

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Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Sorry we can't all be 5'10", Katie - 26/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML

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Anonymous - 23/05/2013 13:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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You freak

Anonymous - 12/03/2016 11:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML

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The_Chuck_Norris 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:27

what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?

kandi_shop_xoxo 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:34

I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha

chrisyeknur 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 10:36

dont be hatin :)

Olivia18 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 10:46

I agree why are you "best friends" with someone that does not respect you for you?

TysonFawlay 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:04

Understandable, I know I've laughed at many wedding pictures and other group photos where everyone is pretty except one who looks like a raped car crash. I wouldn't want that on mine. Still FYL.

shamille 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:28

good now you don't have to organize all her showers and crap. hopefully her marriage will be full of consistency in the form of depression?

Rota 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:38

Well you're ugly, not funny, and you can't spell, so kindly GTFO.

Cjraven606 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:53

ain't that about a bitch. tell her when you get married that she can't be your Martin of honor because she is too flat chested fat or bitchy to match the other bridesmaids, old or wrinkled would work too, you want the pics to be consistent :)

hazydays 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:06

*ex-best friend

fmh123 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:18

More drama with women

TysonFawlay 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:22

Are you all stupid or something? Would you want a ugly mong on your wedding pictures for people to laugh at the rest of your life? Seriously some people don't think, that's the only explanation I can think of. "Boohoo I can't be maid of honor", well so ******* what, unless she's friends with you for your looks WHY do you think this means you can't be friends? This is the biggest moment of her life and you're bitching about being ugly, well too bad.

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:25

Someone had a nice big bowl of dumbass today. And LOL they'll probably divorce in a couple of months anyways. I wouldn't be surprised if the OP's 'best' friend is more concerned with a wedding than her actual marriage at the end of the day.

TysonFawlay 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:24

Yeah, the one having a bowl of dumbass is the OP or you all. Ugly people are ok, but even if it was my best friend I'd probably not let him/her be the maid of honor if I were a bride getting married. Sometimes you just have to be honest. This doesn't mean they can't be friends...