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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 585
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Same thing different taste

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Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky. The rum, I mean, not the girl.

samanthadude 0

If she isn't interested there isn't much you can do. The faster you move on, the faster you'll find a girl who loves you just as much as you love her. :]

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well as sad as that may be, it's not like you liking her is gonna keep her from dating/liking other people,...if she was gonna be like that, she wouldve just dated you instead

eccentricengel 0

you don't buy a woman gifts to win her affection you buy them to keep it.

This chick sounds like she is taking advantage of the OP. You don't accept expensive gifts from someone who is admittedly crazy in love with you...not cool at all. And for all the whiny chicks who will disagree with me, we all like shiny new things, girls. But taking it from some poor sap with a bout of unrequited love is like leading him on--"Gee, maybe if I buy her enough things, she'll love me." May not seem fair, but it's the truth.

Rainkicksu 0

Ydi for buying her a expensive gift when you know she doesnt love you back. What were you expecting?

i say 100% YDI. she was being polite by accepting the gift, yet trying to make it clear to you that she wasn't interested in you. would you prefer she pretend to like you and lead you on and make you think she is interested, just to have her tell you "oh btw i have a bf and don't like you" down the road after you've spent $1000 on her? be glad she did that. also think about it from her perspective. you put her in a really awkward position trying to give her expensive gifts when she is in a relationship with someone else. it's not appropriate for a girl with a bf to accept gifts from another guy who is trying to win her affection. it's not very respectful to her bf. so she brought her bf to show him that there is nothing going on between you two.

Why are you whining over a $60 gift? I spend hundreds of dollars on my friends for their birthdays, and I'm not at all rich and I don't expect anything in return. (Well, other than something thoughtful on my birthday. No, it doesn't have to be expensive.) She's not your girlfriend, so she can hang out with whatever boys she wants. Do you think you can buy her for $60? You can't buy a handshake from a hooker for $60, so what makes you think that you can buy someone's love and exclusive affection? No wonder she's not dating you; you sound like an enormous asshole.

Seriously dude, you're buying expensive gifts for a girl that hasn't even kissed you? Grow a pair and look elsewhere. And read the chapter "You just ask them?" from Richard Feynman's book "You must be joking Mr. Feynman". Actually, read the whole book, but read that chapter right now.

tboudre 0

YDI for crushing over a bitch!

OP YDI. it's sad and pathetic to be hung up on some girl that CLEARLY isn't interested in you. you wanna know why her bf gets to take her home and rail her rum soaked ass while you sit at home and ********** using your own tears as lubricant? because he didn't act like a love sick pup thinking that a midshelf bottle of rum was going to make a girl look at him differently. you want her to notice you? then start going out with other people (her friends if possible) and ignore ANY attempt to regain your attention. your roasting yourself on her back burner.

heyitsmeyay 0

bitch I hope you didn't give her the bottle and gave her a bloody nose instead