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Serious talk

By OhMyWhitney - 20/02/2012 07:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

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That's a mother

By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:00

Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML

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By idiotfucks - 30/04/2014 20:56 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, and we got the idea to do some improv comedy together for a laugh. Barely two minutes into our fake political debate, everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke. Raging ensued, and a vicious fight quickly followed. FML

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By ohno - 17/03/2015 20:35 - United States - Spring Lake

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

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Chill out

By customerservicesucks - 26/05/2010 04:26 - Canada

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably, and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her TV repaired. FML

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Top comments

justmethough 8

Monday 20 February 2012 16:03

You have to accept it, she will not always love you.

Enslaved 36

Monday 20 February 2012 16:06

I can't listen to anyone talk about Whitney Houston without someone saying "She was fine, until she married that low life Bobby Brown. Blah blah blah" Damn! She was a grown ass woman, she ****** up her life on her own!!! Call the cops!

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hateevryone 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:35

what about Whitney Houston?

marcus903 17

Monday 20 February 2012 20:26

YDI for being that stupid and calling the police over dumb stuff.

anettes 7

Monday 20 February 2012 21:01

woa. what is there to discuss?

acetheone 8

Monday 20 February 2012 21:03

what? one of you reckoned they did more drugs than her? just let the poor woman rest in peace. smh.

neander 8

Monday 20 February 2012 21:57

Druggies don't deserve any recognition.

gray_mac 1

Monday 20 February 2012 22:07

Was it a mass debate?

cjrand 7

Monday 20 February 2012 22:14

Nothing like a good ole fashioned domestic dispute to remember her by

ospeth 4

Monday 20 February 2012 22:47

You honestly had nothing better to argue about? And why would the police have to be brought into it? Anger issues anyone?

Jenchixo 1

Monday 20 February 2012 23:05

M I C H A E L Jackson .>

guskaufman62 1

Monday 20 February 2012 23:30

R.I.P to Whitney. She was hella good back in the day.

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