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Serious talk

By OhMyWhitney - 20/02/2012 07:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

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Today, I was having an intense argument with my girlfriend. At the height of it, in a rare moment of total silence, Alexa announced, “Now playing: ‘Someone Like You’ by Adele.” We both stopped, stared at the speaker, and then continued arguing while Adele sang on in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:00

Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML

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By idiotfucks - 30/04/2014 20:56 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, and we got the idea to do some improv comedy together for a laugh. Barely two minutes into our fake political debate, everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke. Raging ensued, and a vicious fight quickly followed. FML

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By ohno - 17/03/2015 20:35 - United States - Spring Lake

Today, for the second time, I had an argument with my mother about whether William Shakespeare was a real person or not. FML

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Chill out

By customerservicesucks - 26/05/2010 04:26 - Canada

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably, and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her TV repaired. FML

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Top comments

justmethough 8

Monday 20 February 2012 16:03

You have to accept it, she will not always love you.

Enslaved 36

Monday 20 February 2012 16:06

I can't listen to anyone talk about Whitney Houston without someone saying "She was fine, until she married that low life Bobby Brown. Blah blah blah" Damn! She was a grown ass woman, she ****** up her life on her own!!! Call the cops!

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wironandine 8

Monday 20 February 2012 17:12

Pathetic. I'm guessing you are both the kind of people who think they know everything and can't be told they are wrong of given any information you didn't discover first. Im surprised you have friends.

fyl_darksouljoke 0

Monday 20 February 2012 17:30

If you're found unconcious and submerged in a bathtub as well as a history of drug abuse, you deserve no recognition other than your name in the obituaries. Entertainer or not you're still trash

ravenxcorvinus 9

Monday 20 February 2012 17:43

viva la whitney! XD

miranda21985 0

Monday 20 February 2012 18:00

My whole family is in a huge fight because of whitney Houston ha.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 20 February 2012 18:45

Your family makes me sad.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 20 February 2012 18:30

Your grand prize for winning a Whitney Houston debate? Cellmate matrimony!!

Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 18:31

People need to calm the **** down about her death. First MJ now this. Plus, they both died by forcing their doctors to give them meds, so why are we all going "RIP I love you!" I'd give more of a shit if a soldier died since he made a difference and died honorably.

FUDGE99 5

Monday 20 February 2012 18:54

Hey! Congrats on your hundredth comment!

Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:10

Thank you, Sir.

SenorRoberto 4

Monday 20 February 2012 18:39

I guess the argument got shifted into overdose, I mean ... overdrive ?

FUDGE99 5

Monday 20 February 2012 18:51

I bet you wish a beetle flew into your mouth before things got that bad.

FUDGE99 5

Monday 20 February 2012 18:53

You'll know what I am talking about if you have read the previous FMLs.

bruinsuT 4

Monday 20 February 2012 18:59

Today, I had too call the cops on my neighbors for having a stupid debate over Whitney Houston. FML

mileyfan17 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:20

She will always love you

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