Intimacy: Not now, Yoda

Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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By thanks, fuckface - 16/11/2012 19:42 - United States - Parachute

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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Turn off

By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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Don't mind me

By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Serisent 26

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:49

Well, you know what Yoda says: Do or do not, there is no try. Clearly, you did not.

Darkcamzy 10

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:49

Doesn't Yoda just have the sexiest voice you have ever heard?

Comments

jonnyb_118 6

Thursday 11 April 2013 7:15

he's a square

MakinMills 12

Thursday 11 April 2013 7:59

lmao. gotta love yoda.

MDTeddy 13

Thursday 11 April 2013 10:28

Star Wars is cool, but I wouldnkt have said that till after Op had the ******.

bexxiiee 11

Thursday 11 April 2013 10:38

Lighten up, jeez.

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:43

lesson learned - never tell your partner when you're close to ******.

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 11 April 2013 12:17

Time to date a man

reflexion213 11

Thursday 11 April 2013 13:55

As a Star Wars fan, that's still weird.

joethebiden 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 16:30

How he ever got to be with a woman to begin with is a goddamn mystery.

MadRatBird 1

Thursday 11 April 2013 17:38

Hahaaaah. That's fantastic. He's a keeper! You'll look back on this one day and giggle your head off. Cherish these awkward, funny, ******-ruining moments. They may not last forever.