Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
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Serisent 26

Well, you know what Yoda says: Do or do not, there is no try. Clearly, you did not.

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Darkcamzy 10

Doesn't Yoda just have the sexiest voice you have ever heard?

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nayah_fml 3

I feel you're pain. My boyfriend and I had to have a conversation about how the Yoda voice was NEVER allowed in the bedroom.

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Llamacod 11

" I feel you are pain..." What does that even mean?

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aphriex 4

You must unlearn what you have learned, young Padawan.

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fmlkolakas 4

I once quoted a line from american beauty during intercourse. Those of you familiar with the movie can prob guess. needless to say. She did not appreciate it. but it was worth it.

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zandalee 19

Sometimes a tweek of the nipples as you are orgasming can intensify the experience! Just saying... ;)

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divadro102 16

Should have let it come naturally. Not blurting out its expected arrival. BF would be so surprised and excited at you having one.

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sugarbear0727 19

I hate that. Or right when you're about to cum, they're done. -.-

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Should have kept going. No big deal, just put duct tape on his mouth and cuff him to the bed. That'll shut him up.

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crazyjemjem 6

Boo! Have some fun!

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