Food, Cooking and Health: Health risk

Health risk

By SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML

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By jazzterchic - 29/12/2016 15:03 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mom doesn't believe you can get food poisoning from food that is cooked. She gave us food that had sat out all day/night and then got angry when I said we could get sick. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 23:01 - Australia

Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By Klingon - 04/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my parents told me not to make plans for dinner as they were bringing it home. Normally, that would be great but they brought home slop from some buffet that had just opened. Everything was greasy, too salty, or bland. I told them they could have it, and made my own dinner. Now I'm being called, "The Food Network critic." FML

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By wtfseriously - 09/05/2011 17:22 - United States

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

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Am I really the asshole here?

By What did she expect? - 07/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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evaki1 12

Monday 29 August 2011 15:50

You should have said 'I meant chicken pox!'

Michyxo 14

Monday 29 August 2011 15:50

Well, you probably should have cooked it again yourself rather than throw it away, but fyl, that's disgusting.

Comments

Ketchup_Castle 30

Monday 29 August 2011 20:21

It never occurred to you to just throw the chicken back in the oven yourself?

mighthov 1

Monday 29 August 2011 20:23

Hahaha that was awesome!

katecst 3

Monday 29 August 2011 20:41

Ummm...cook it more yourself

Firebalone 13

Monday 29 August 2011 21:02

OMG! Google it for her!

yelleeow 0

Monday 29 August 2011 21:15

No ur dick will fall off. (:

Nochipa 6

Monday 29 August 2011 21:17

Uhhh, after she refused to cook it again? What are you, eight? Cook it yourself.

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 30 August 2011 3:24

Yeah HE/SHE could be eight or younger that's why everyone needs to stop assuming that op is just some self-sustaining but lazy a-hole. What if they try to cook it but burns the house down instead?

taradeborde87 3

Monday 2 January 2012 2:18

#128, that's your argument?! That they might burn the house down if they do it themselves?! Wow. Then they should never try to cook, that's always a risk. And don't ever try driving, you might cause an accident. What stupid logic! You best stay inside, going out might just cause you to catch a cold.

Zalandia 0

Monday 29 August 2011 21:25

I've read this somewhere. I think it's A facebook like page...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 29 August 2011 21:28

Whats with the people telling the op to "cook it herself" NOT EVERYONE CAN COOK. SOME PEOPLE ACUALLY SUCK AT COOKING. SO SHUT UP JUDGEMENTAL PRICKS.

taradeborde87 3

Monday 2 January 2012 2:27

Putting something in the oven and waiting 10 mins hardly qualities as cooking. Maybe they could quit being a lazy **** and LEARN to cook. Not everyone can be smart. Some people actually suck at being smart. So shut up dumbass commenter.