Health risk

By SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML
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evaki1 12

You should have said 'I meant chicken pox!'

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Michyxo 14

Well, you probably should have cooked it again yourself rather than throw it away, but fyl, that's disgusting.

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coredumpfml 4

I hope your got your genes from your father. What an idiot.

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KennKenn 0

So if I eat nuts, will I get nutella?

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hoonyer 17

lol, you should have just popped it in the oven for a few more minutes tho

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Fyl for a lazy mum, but ydi for not taking it upon yourself to cook it more.

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zaveeshaveesh3 7

I kind of already said that but it's fine let's keep the joke going on the 2nd page too!

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pfunk129 1

Way to disspell the rumour that Brits are bad cooks.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

If you know how to cook chicken properly why didn't you cook it yourself instead of throwing it out?

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mfayem 15

not saying YDI, but why couldn't you throw it back in the pan and cook it, instead of wasting the food?

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Jays7 10

72- Depends on the type of said nuts.

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Pendragon525 0

I understand not wanting to eat it undercooked, but throwing it away? That I don't get.

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