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When I try to quit junk food

By Lewis - 08/12/2018 18:00

I'm not a quitter!

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 9 December 2018 2:56

Yup that's me when there is white chocolate in the house 😋

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 9 December 2018 2:56

Yup that's me when there is white chocolate in the house 😋

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Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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