Bad omen

By CastAway - 24/05/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 848
You deserved it 15 244

Same thing different taste

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How can my FML submissions never make it on to the site, but this crap does? I mean, what gives? This isn't even funny. The guy is just stupid 'slow-mo' ... really?

All_My_Seasons 0

Could have been much worse. At least you have a story now.

jio_freed 0

this would only have been an FML if your girlfriend then broke up with you because she took it as a sign

jdkfgkjdfb 0

#3: EXACTLY But it's corny to begin with.

123_asdfghjkl 0

You really shouldn't litter, no matter how much you love each other. Throwing a love letter about each other into the ocean is extremely lame. You could be more creative. An besides, no one in the world cares about how much you love if each other (assuming you were hoping someone would find the bottle and read the letter). In conclusion, who the **** cares?

imbtrtenu 8

#23 your right... it did... and btw its a lot more fun if you throw the bottle off a building. instead of hitting a rock mabye you will hit someone else

Aw, don't feel bad. It was still really romantic! :)

It's great and all that you guys are into one another, but shoving your love into the world's face even via the ocean is pretty lame. Littering is also pretty lame. It's also a little weird that you guys spent so much time working on a gesture for each other that you were just going to toss away. WELL! I guess it's just one less thing to burn when you inevitably break up.

MizzHollywood 0

YDI for polluting You should really think about what your doing before doing something stupid. Just because it was romantic and what else doesn't mean you can get away with it You can't just throw something into the ocean!! That's terrible! You should have put it somewhere instead. Like UP YOUR ASS for being a polluter