Bad omen
By CastAway - 24/05/2009 00:16 - United States
By CastAway - 24/05/2009 00:16 - United States
By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville
By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00
By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States
By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider
By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00
By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill
By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30
By Anonymous - 24/10/2018 14:00
By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines
There should be a button that you can click to see moderated comments. I don't think any of the people who say "No one gives a **** about your love" have ever been loved by anyone but maybe their mom or dog, and all the people who say "Aw that's the most adorablest shit ever" are in annoying pretentious relationships like this. Everyone's a stupid douche when it comes to love -_-
#135, yeah I understand the concept behind doing this. But saying "it's not littering if it's romantic!" is, well, idiotic. I'm not gonna jump all over the OP for it, but if every couple in love started throwing bottles in the ocean, we'd have a ******* mess on our hands. To the OP, the important part is that it sounds like you had a romantic time up until then. So what if it smashed? If you guys feel closer after doing that together, that's what it was meant to do.
If I ever stooped to that level of corniness, I would have cracked up when it hit the rock. And if the first thing you thought of when you read that is that it's littering, then I feel deeply sorry for you. **** your life, not this guy's.
I agree with number two.
Thanks for that - I'm a diver and am doing a pier cleanup next weekend for trash in the water.
HOW DARE FML MODERATE #13!!!!!!! i read it eariler, that comment made my day i too would throw ur head at the rock, just because ur harming the helpless snapping turtles and life threatening seals!!!!!! and if that rock was somehow magic and made ur bottle explode in 'slow mo' well, were u both drunk? cause thats just not possible --hope ur love didnt break when ur bottle did though!!
#31- i got dumped last Thursday too! (idk y im excited about this) and OP this is so funny but really sad for you
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There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.
Your love is explosive?