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    Samantha Glennie - 21/09/2017 19:36 - United Kingdom

    Today I was accused of being a home wrecker and a bitch for stealing their boyfriend. Im their boss and all I did was text them with the times and uniform for his next shirt. Fml
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    Dating Sucks - 21/09/2017 20:32

    So I have been trying out some dating apps to find "the one". I was excited last weekend because I had two different dates, one Saturday and one Sunday. Saturday night the one date didn't even show up. Sunday when driving an hour to that date he sent me a text to cancel. FML
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    virginal - 21/09/2017 20:03

    Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I lost my virginity just a month ago to my now ex-boyfriend. FML
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    purrito - 21/09/2017 19:41

    Today I found out that my boyfriend recently joined grindr FML
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    Jinxy - 21/09/2017 16:31

    Today I woke up to my roommates dog howling outside my door, knowing she needed to go outside. (My roommate worked at 5am) so I open the door and the dog had gotten into her bathroom trash and tore up a shit ton of tampons and had them all over the hall.... FML
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    Uncle Dumas - 21/09/2017 13:34

    Today, I told my baby mama about a relatively expensive toy I bought our son for Christmas. Hours later, she called to tell me that she has asked her father to get the same present for our son for his birthday, which is at the end of this month. Her response "so he can have it for his birthday". FML
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    - 21/09/2017 13:08 - Norway

    Today, I realized that my girlfriend of 2 years is three weeks pregnant. And engaged. We last met 3 months ago. We were in a long distance relationship. FML
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    Nickels28 - 21/09/2017 07:00

    Today my boyfriend and I had just started to have sex when our neighbor and his kids knocked on the front door. He's now in the lounge room playing video games with them while I now have to get ready for work horny and unsatisfied. FML
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    Florida girl - 21/09/2017 04:58

    My mother moved back in town a month ago and still hasn't contacted me. FML
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    30andbabyfaced - 21/09/2017 04:45

    Today, I walked into a restaurant to order soda. The employee said "you're both too young to drink alcohol" referring to me and my elementary aged student as we looked at the drinks menu. FML
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    Dammit. - 21/09/2017 04:07

    Today, I realized I'm friends with someone who thinks the Holocaust was faked. FML
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    WhyYouLying - 21/09/2017 01:39

    Today I found my "ex" boyfriend has been sexting with his ex behind my back the entire relationship. I found out when she sent me the pictures on Facebook FML.
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    Anonymous - 20/09/2017 21:23 - United Kingdom - Southampton

    Today, within hours of my 9yo brother finding out I have a boyfriend I received an anonymous text from "a friend" warning me my boyfriend is cheating on me. Attached to the message was a badly photoshopped pic of my boyfriend, which I had taken of him, seemingly kissing Jennifer Anniston FML
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    - 20/09/2017 22:21

    Today, I took a phone call from a very large client of ours who asked to speak with their account rep. After confirming that the rep was at her desk and I would be transferring the call he replied, "Thanks kiddo." I'm 34. FML...
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    Anonymous - 20/09/2017 22:21

    Today, I found out that my life-long friends who promissed to stand by our side as my to-be ex wife and I are going trough a divorce, who have dropped me like a stone as "they had'nd heard from me anymore in a while" Had a nice dinner all together with my to-be ex wife FML.
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    Amanda - 20/09/2017 17:48

    Today, it took me so long just to get a full time job and health insurance. After finally obtaining these with a position I really like with super nice people, our boss said he decided he was going to sell the company. Guess I'm job searching again. FML.
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    Anonymous - 20/09/2017 08:26

    Today, I tripped & hit my head on the concrete at school. The back of my head absorbed all the impact. I went to see the nurse & he was the most unhelpful, rude person I’ve ever met. I got no ice, he yelled at me, complained, and kept asking why I was crying. Why the hell do you think I am? FML
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    wasted time - 20/09/2017 06:49

    Today, I found out my husband has an ad on Craigslist for personal encounters. There goes 10+ years of marriage down the shitter. fml
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    Rapunzel1974 - 20/09/2017 06:07

    Today, while I was relaxing in the tub with a glass of wine, my spastic Chihuahua jumped up and stuck her tongue up my nose. When I screamed, she stuck her tongue in my mouth. I couldn't push her away without spilling the wine or dropping the book. I got waterboarded by man's best friend. FML.
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    Lovesick Sophomore - 20/09/2017 04:25

    Today, I was planned on confessing to my best friend of 4 years. A few hours before my planned time of confession, we were texting, and by 30 minutes' time, without me even saying anything about our relationship, she'd dropped two bombs on me; "I love you like a brother" and "I'm a lesbian". FML
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    "islandian" - 20/09/2017 02:43

    Today I third-wheeled. I was with my boyfriend and his friend. He had me sit in the backseat of the car.
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    Concernedparent - 19/09/2017 16:51 - United States - College Station

    Today, I was billed $19.99 for a gay pornography video. I'm not sure if I'm more upset with the bill or the fact that I only have two sons. FML.
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    ElectricJeep - 18/09/2017 23:29 - United States - Fairbanks

    Today, my husband officially voiced he definitely wanted a divorce. I was speechless. He took that to mean that I don't care about our marriage. FML.
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    Klutche - 17/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Seminole

    Today, I found my wallet while cleaning my room. The same wallet I'd accused my drug-dealing stepbrother of stealing a month ago. The same wallet that has $500 in it that I was certain he'd taken. The same one my stepfather yelled at him for, because he believed me. FML
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    HowToMeetNewandInrerestingPeople - 17/09/2017 11:22

    Today, I met a 21 year old proud mother of six. I noticed she had more children than teeth. Gotta love working in a hospital. FML
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    snowbirdie34 - 16/09/2017 04:30

    Today, I signed a lease with a coworker because she seemed normal enough and our city is ridiculously expensive. Promptly after signing, she said that she's having an affair with another coworker and that he needs a place to stay as his wife is kicking him out. FML
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    SAW96 - 15/09/2017 02:53

    My boyfriend was giving me A piggy back ride just to good off and when I got off his back my period soaked through my pad and jeans, and on to his white shirt...
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    That girl - 14/09/2017 12:35 - United Kingdom

    Two nights ago my boyfriend came over with all my stuff and broke up with me. We had just gotten back from vacation and I was even more in love with him before. All he could say was we just weren't right for each other.
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    - 13/09/2017 20:45 - United States

    Today my mom posted all about my sister's birthday. it was mine. FML
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    Bryan - 14/09/2017 00:13

    Today I was leaning against a wall, and felt a tickle on my neck. I thought it was my collar on my shirt, ended up being an ear wig, FML
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    Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
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    Today, I took a flight from Seattle to Oregon but missed my flight back home to California because the flight attendant came in late and delayed our flight take off time. Then I was told the only way to get California was to go back to Seattle and fly to California from there. FML
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    Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
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    Today, my longterm girlfriend and I broke up after 2 months of me not being myself, due to repressed memories of a childhood trauma. Prior to this coming up, I was about about ask her to marry me. FML
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    Today, I learned that you can be qualified for a position, be a nice person and enthusiastic about working, but as soon as the boss has a relative looking for a job, nepotism wins. FML
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    Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
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