By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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mjbjenkins 0

Same thing with me, I'm 17 and i said "jerk".

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ThisGirl93 6

Phish Food is the BEST type of Ben & Jerry's in existence- I am SO sorry for your loss.

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LemonLolly 10

Your first instinct is to eat ice cream rather than call the cops?

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Zimmy3_ 7

dude.. I would not care about all of my shit being stolen if the ice cream stayed.. if I were you I would hunt the SOB down and tie him to a chair and eat all of the ice cream in front of him!

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SushiSashi 8

Ha ha oh that's hilarious!!! You know you've hit rock bottom when even your ice cream is stolen!

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DelaineyFitz 3

I love phish food

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danigirl074 6

Burglars are getting smarter these days

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RP559 5

So....your telling me that....right after you find out that your house was robbed with expensive items, you go to eat icecream?!?! Here's an idea: GO CALL THE COPS! I don't want to sound mean, it's just that it's a little unreal. Lol

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RP559 5

Btw I'm sorry to hear the bad news

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