By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 32

Top comments

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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i love that icecream its my fav but i havent had it in ages :(

Koolgirl15 0

Haha your lifes fcked up, but you totally just made my day with your story, hah thanks

shelbs814 0

that's the worst out of all of them..phish food is the greatest thing alive, I'm so sorry!!!

How are you on here commenting when your Laptop is stolen really ... Think about that one !

Yeah, I like Cookie Dough better... Sooo...

catharsis5 9

I want to thank you since after reading your FML I bought my first Ben and Jerry's ice cream and it's Phish food. I love that ice cream.

myeviltwin 20

Wow that sucks. I had a similar experience. My apt. was burglarized they stole everything (except my furniture which was too big to carry ,dirty laundry and that mornings dirty dishes in the sink) canned goods out of the cupboards half a gallon of used milk open ceral boxes etc. along with all my electronics and clothing. When I asked the building super. to see the security tape of the lobby to maybe find out who did this I was told. The camera only records at night. GREAT!

myeviltwin 20

Oh and by the way, I now have a very big dog who is trained to not let strangers out if they come in while I am gone. Haven't had that problem ever since. Nothing says dont take my stuff like a 140lb rotwieller with an attitude problem :P