By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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funny_girly1 0

Sorry, I stole the ice cream. I left 25 bucks in the freezer so you can get some more.

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trolololololol92 0

A very fat asian stole your stuff

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tacosaresexy 0

Oh my god the most terribliest thing about Thatt is the how Ben and jerrys got stolen , I wudnt cry about the tv, camera, laptop or external harddrive but I wud deffianly cry about my Ben and jerrys getting stolen!!!!

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omggtfomi 1

I love phish food it's my favorite

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Green_and_Spicy 7

Not the ice-cream too! =(

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javachip1shot 0

Well, that sucks... I love that ice cream!!

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mr_bad_ass_ 0

No...not Ben and Jerry's too D:

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