By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Top comments

Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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gators1995 30

Phish Food is my favorite and he stole it!!!! I would have been pissed x-(

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blackwidowtaco 31

Probably best that they took that too op. nothing worse than eating your feelings.

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happyfingers 15

... Who steals ice cream?

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BCShaw96 9

My house was broken into a few months ago. I know how this feels.

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Daehahn 8

Hm, I have a safe, definitely should put my ice cream in it.

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DUBSTEPMON 13

You spoiled **** with a laptop flat screen and other nice shit

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Haaaaaank 5

If they stole the phish food then you might be able to get some insurance money

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BOBBYTHEPENIS 12

THOSE BASTERDS U DONT TAKE ANOTHER MANS ICE CREAM!!

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