By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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drummerkid06 4

for someone to steal your ice cream, phish food at that, is just sick and twisted. you have my condolences.

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toyotasmash 0

lmaooo man this made me giggle

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kurato 6

comic is a win XD sorry OP. but the first thing I saw was the comic, and it hilarious.

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sinnikle 5

This isn't a FML. This is a cleverly disguised advertisement by Ben and Jerry's. The worse part is that it's working, I can't stop thinking about ice-cream. Touche Jerry (we all know Ben isn't that clever)

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Zodiak213 0

Insurance. You probably won't get your ice cream back (seeing as that you're American, just eat a bag of sugar as a fair substitute) but you'll get the rest back.

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Ihatecupcakes17 0

Aww that is my favorite ice cream. So sorry for your lost

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Ihatecupcakes17 0

Lol 318 we are both concerned about the ice cream but you are an evil cupcake and I hare cupcakes sooooo

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Kaymis 1

Is this something bad?? Lots of people don't have those things at all, and you're crying about ice cream??? Damn man get over it and get a life

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mhinaj 0

Man u had slot of cool things. thing will get better

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