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Today at work I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6135) - you totally deserved it (12963)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

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loll ydi..

#1 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:08pm by lendmeyourteeth

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Oh no! Now you have to take your clothes off... ;)

#54 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:44pm by Ajjas013

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ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

#74 - On 03/23/2010 at 5:14am by atticuz

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"so I answered my coffee" ftw, that was hilarious

#76 - On 07/06/2010 at 9:23pm by b182link

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fake, what an idiot. can't people be more creative than this crap?

#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:08pm by suckmorethanme

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What makes you think this is fake? Before people's first cup of coffee, they are usually too tired to think properly.

#11 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:30pm by dnlphm94

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How come so many dipshits, like you #2, are so quick to call fake on every single fricken post?

#29 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:33pm by Quinnjamin

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'cuz dipshits like #2 have no life.

#38 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:20pm by Feverrotes

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Which is how they get to be #2.

#46 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:17pm by lifeinhd

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Haha, that sounds like something I would do! =D

#3 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:09pm by Kristie_2009

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"answered my coffee" is win

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:11pm by Kukironosuke

^ this.

#20 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:05pm by splydoms

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dumbass

#5 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:16pm by soccer1788

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i love how on this site, complete, instinctive accidents are always the product of idiocy.

especially if this was her first cup of the morning, i completely understand how she did this.

#7 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:21pm by bailo

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I 2nd #7

#10 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:28pm by Kingdutch

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i 3rd #7!

#16 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:45pm by nnero0

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I 4th #7!

#22 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:07pm by Tigg3r

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I genuinely 5th #7. Everything is the OP's fault these days.

#40 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:40pm by thesunshotme

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With complete conviction, wholeheartedness, and with utmost sincerity, I 6th #7.

#49 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:05pm by yeah_sure

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I < 3 #7

#51 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:09pm by dudeitsdanny

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#51, you were supposed to say "I 7th #7". You ruined it! FML.

#52 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:12pm by yeah_sure

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Or... or... I could add a twist to the chain, rather than be like everyone else who posted.

#55 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:54pm by dudeitsdanny

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had to lol at that

#58 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:14am by Shintaka

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holy shit! no, i def see how this could happen. and i'm very, very sorry for you.

#6 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:17pm by bailo

Wow. thats kind of funny. burned in the face by a inanimate object

#8 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:22pm by Applepineapple31

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wow, lmao!

#9 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:22pm by jessxoxo28

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yeah I can see how it could happen :) bet it woke you up, though

#12 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:37pm by musicislife1995

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I hope you're okay >_<

#13 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:38pm by curiouskitty

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"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee"

Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.

#14 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:38pm by Trebie

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I admit, I lol'ed.

#15 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:40pm by Eponine

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I feel ur pain I've done it before, although that is truly the fastest way to be "awoken" by coffee

#17 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:52pm by sparkey0127

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I imagined everyone would be commenting about how the OP is an idiot (that's the trendy thing to do, ya know), but everyone shares my sentiments, it seems.

#60 - On 12/24/2009 at 2:08am by harmony88

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ahahaha that sucks, I think you got too caught up in the moment

#18 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:57pm by Guitarfreak555

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Ouch. must've hurt. But depending on how hot the coffee was, you'd sure be at the hospital instead of submitting FMLs

#19 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:01pm by sweetpandora

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My coffee talks to me [= *creepy smile*

#21 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:06pm by Person1233

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Now you can pour some creamer on yourself to cool down! Don't forget the sugar!

#23 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:08pm by Tigg3r

The best part of waking up is Folger's in your face.

#24 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:10pm by shaister

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win

#27 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:17pm by mercyFML

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i agree, win

#36 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:06pm by Kukironosuke

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you fail, nobody says 'brew' anymore

#25 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:11pm by omgsome1helpme

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i'd like to know where you're getting this faulty information from.

#31 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:36pm by bailo

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No really, if you're hip you say hugga-bubba. As in, I'm gonna go hugga-bubba another pot of coffee. Glad I could help out on that old timer.

#42 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:47pm by wh4t3v3R

wow

#26 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:14pm by jem20

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"answered my coffee" AWESOME

#28 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:25pm by cefarix

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well now you know is a fact that coffe wakes you up!!!!
merry Christmas

#30 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:34pm by rlet

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I can't believe I'm laughing at your misfortune. I can see it happening. anything involving motor skills should be banned until we have that first cup of coffee. internally.

#32 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:44pm by snafu57

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See. Stupid people like her are the people who make Europe think that America is stupid. I mean,sure she may not have been asked a easy question but really you picked up your coffee? How stupid can you be?

#33 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:47pm by Perversive

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uhm, you kind of have to pick up your coffee to drink it. Unless your drinking it with a straw? Or maybe lapping it like a dog? I don't know how Europeans drink their drinks but America tends to pick up their cup while drinking. All in all, America is not stupid because of the stupid people who live in it. Okay that came out completly wrong... America is not stupid because of a few dumbasses. There! That works better! Hey did you know that when you say fuck you insult the entire world? Well considering how many times I said fuck this week, I insulted Europe a lot! =)

#47 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:28pm by Tigg3r

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That absolutely made me lol for real.

I thought that kind of dumb stuff only happened in fictional comedies.

#34 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:58pm by Scourge87

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The worst part? Your coffee turned out to be a telemarketer.

#35 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:05pm by Ninjaface

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bahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha actually made me lol. i totally see how this would happen, since before my first cup of coffee i'm brain dead :)

#37 - On 12/23/2009 at 7:16pm by auds23

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YDI FYL ! Merry Christmas and Happy all the other retarded Holidays that people celebrate.

#39 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:02pm by ladiesman14

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I'm giving you an FYL, because there's no way you could have deserved that if it was your first cup o' the morning. Haha.

#41 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:42pm by thesunshotme

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FYL, I hate the random accidents that befall you before your first cup of joe, but I bet it woke you up really fast!

#43 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:49pm by wh4t3v3R

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Yes, the coffee fulfilled its purpose, albeit not in the preferred method...

#44 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:55pm by thesunshotme

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hahaha priceless! I totally see how that can happen

#45 - On 12/23/2009 at 9:56pm by thinmint

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this is called...EPIC FAIL!!!!!

#48 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:37pm by immastarr

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Hey understand I did something like this..along the lines...but it wasn't a coffee though it was a sandwich and also I didn't answer it I ate it...

#50 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:05pm by 6Paper6Doll6

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If you honestly believe this is true you are dumber than the person who posted this trying to get people to believe it.

#53 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:24pm by grrrarrrg2

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lol

#56 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:54pm by Amylicious

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA sorry but that is hilarious!

#57 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:13am by lisatheshopper

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phaahahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahaa LMFAO

#59 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:48am by HUlover813

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ROFLCOPTER this made my f'ing night! oh and just because nobody else has siad it it #2 You Have Officialy been OWNED

#62 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:08am by Soulathyia

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Oh dear. I've done this before. FYL. It's not a pleasant feeling.

#63 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:18am by Shutsuji

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This is why i put everything liquid on the upper left of the desk.I never accidentaly go there with my hand everything is on my right or in the middle.

#64 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:51am by guci

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i did something like that. it was at school with cup noodle (top ramon) and the boiling water fell on m y pants. at least my friends and i were outside! ^^

#66 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:32pm by Taravampire

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LOL!!! #65, I said the same thing until something like that happened to me. No one does these things on purpose... Chill out.

#67 - On 12/25/2009 at 12:14am by guy_on_the_couch

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wow that's hilarious! I'd be your friend :]

#68 - On 12/25/2009 at 2:44am by xoHHIxo

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Lawlz. Pwned

#69 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:49am by D_Bagg

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LOL you really do need your daily caffein.

#70 - On 01/04/2010 at 9:40pm by epicenur

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You answered your coffee and all you could hear is the sound of something being spilt... that's funny...

#71 - On 01/12/2010 at 4:24am by manstie

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faved for the phrase "answered my coffee", cute XD

#72 - On 01/29/2010 at 6:57pm by fogrunner

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sad face! I hope ur ok

#73 - On 03/22/2010 at 6:45pm by mouse130

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I would laugh so hard if it was your gf calling for phone sex. read 54

#75 - On 03/25/2010 at 9:31pm by TheDoubleStuffOr

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sounds like you needed coffee to wake the hell up. well, it did it's purpose...

#77 - On 07/10/2010 at 4:23am by EightInchNails

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