Today at work I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6135) - you totally deserved it (12963)
On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)
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fake, what an idiot. can't people be more creative than this crap?
#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:08pm by suckmorethanme
(0)What makes you think this is fake? Before people's first cup of coffee, they are usually too tired to think properly.
(+3)How come so many dipshits, like you #2, are so quick to call fake on every single fricken post?
#29 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:33pm by Quinnjamin
(+2)i love how on this site, complete, instinctive accidents are always the product of idiocy.
especially if this was her first cup of the morning, i completely understand how she did this.
(+1)I genuinely 5th #7. Everything is the OP's fault these days.
#40 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:40pm by thesunshotme
(0)Or... or... I could add a twist to the chain, rather than be like everyone else who posted.
#55 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:54pm by dudeitsdanny
Wow. thats kind of funny. burned in the face by a inanimate object
#8 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:22pm by Applepineapple31
(0)yeah I can see how it could happen :) bet it woke you up, though
#12 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:37pm by musicislife1995
(0)"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee"
Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.
(0)I feel ur pain I've done it before, although that is truly the fastest way to be "awoken" by coffee
#17 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:52pm by sparkey0127
(0)I imagined everyone would be commenting about how the OP is an idiot (that's the trendy thing to do, ya know), but everyone shares my sentiments, it seems.
(0)ahahaha that sucks, I think you got too caught up in the moment
#18 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:57pm by Guitarfreak555
(0)Ouch. must've hurt. But depending on how hot the coffee was, you'd sure be at the hospital instead of submitting FMLs
#19 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:01pm by sweetpandora
(0)No really, if you're hip you say hugga-bubba. As in, I'm gonna go hugga-bubba another pot of coffee. Glad I could help out on that old timer.
(0)I can't believe I'm laughing at your misfortune. I can see it happening. anything involving motor skills should be banned until we have that first cup of coffee. internally.
(0)See. Stupid people like her are the people who make Europe think that America is stupid. I mean,sure she may not have been asked a easy question but really you picked up your coffee? How stupid can you be?
#33 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:47pm by Perversive
(0)uhm, you kind of have to pick up your coffee to drink it. Unless your drinking it with a straw? Or maybe lapping it like a dog? I don't know how Europeans drink their drinks but America tends to pick up their cup while drinking. All in all, America is not stupid because of the stupid people who live in it. Okay that came out completly wrong... America is not stupid because of a few dumbasses. There! That works better! Hey did you know that when you say fuck you insult the entire world? Well considering how many times I said fuck this week, I insulted Europe a lot! =)
(0)That absolutely made me lol for real.
I thought that kind of dumb stuff only happened in fictional comedies.
(0)bahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha actually made me lol. i totally see how this would happen, since before my first cup of coffee i'm brain dead :)
(-1)YDI FYL ! Merry Christmas and Happy all the other retarded Holidays that people celebrate.
#39 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:02pm by ladiesman14
(0)I'm giving you an FYL, because there's no way you could have deserved that if it was your first cup o' the morning. Haha.
#41 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:42pm by thesunshotme
(0)FYL, I hate the random accidents that befall you before your first cup of joe, but I bet it woke you up really fast!
(0)Yes, the coffee fulfilled its purpose, albeit not in the preferred method...
#44 - On 12/23/2009 at 8:55pm by thesunshotme
(-1)Hey understand I did something like this..along the lines...but it wasn't a coffee though it was a sandwich and also I didn't answer it I ate it...
#50 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:05pm by 6Paper6Doll6
(-1)If you honestly believe this is true you are dumber than the person who posted this trying to get people to believe it.
#53 - On 12/23/2009 at 11:24pm by grrrarrrg2
(0)BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA sorry but that is hilarious!
#57 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:13am by lisatheshopper
(+1)ROFLCOPTER this made my f'ing night! oh and just because nobody else has siad it it #2 You Have Officialy been OWNED
#62 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:08am by Soulathyia
(0)This is why i put everything liquid on the upper left of the desk.I never accidentaly go there with my hand everything is on my right or in the middle.
(0)i did something like that. it was at school with cup noodle (top ramon) and the boiling water fell on m y pants. at least my friends and i were outside! ^^
#66 - On 12/24/2009 at 1:32pm by Taravampire
(0)LOL!!! #65, I said the same thing until something like that happened to me. No one does these things on purpose... Chill out.
#67 - On 12/25/2009 at 12:14am by guy_on_the_couch
(0)You answered your coffee and all you could hear is the sound of something being spilt... that's funny...
(0)I would laugh so hard if it was your gf calling for phone sex. read 54
#75 - On 03/25/2010 at 9:31pm by TheDoubleStuffOr
(0)sounds like you needed coffee to wake the hell up. well, it did it's purpose...
#77 - On 07/10/2010 at 4:23am by EightInchNails
