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Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

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On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

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"answered my coffee" is win

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:11pm by Kukironosuke

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"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee"

Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.

#14 - On 12/23/2009 at 5:38pm by Trebie

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