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Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5788) - you deserved it (28153)

On 12/13/2009 at 4:31pm - work - by bowler (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You tried to get a job at a bowling alley and youve never bowled before? YDI

#5 - On 12/13/2009 at 7:47pm by oopsiess

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Who the fuck cares if you're first

#2 - On 12/13/2009 at 7:39pm by justdancebbyx3

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