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Today, I received a call offering me a job with the census bureau. I applied for this job 6 months ago while I was still fighting tooth and nail to stay where I was. Since I didn't get the job, I was evicted from my apartment, got on public assistance, and moved from North Carolina to Florida with my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18121) - you deserved it (1333)

On 11/10/2009 at 6:04pm - work - by GillyPirate (woman) - United States (Florida)

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