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Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 12:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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any man who would accept a phone call from their wife is obviously not trying to hide anything- therefore, probably always wears his ring- therefore, YDI for not doing a ring check

#11 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:28pm by OhHerrrooo

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Meh. I think that often one person considers it "flirting" while the other person is just trying to be sociable. It could be only the OP thought they were "really hitting it off" while the dude just thought he was being friendly.

#32 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:07pm by Sygonus

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