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Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24906) - you deserved it (6427)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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any man who would accept a phone call from their wife is obviously not trying to hide anything- therefore, probably always wears his ring- therefore, YDI for not doing a ring check

#11 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:28pm by OhHerrrooo

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Would you have preferred he got the call mid-blowjob?

#10 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:19pm by perdix

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