Today, my 70 year old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44515) - you deserved it (3117)
On 10/05/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Eimii (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
blackedout's life also sucksToday, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk,…
TatooFAIL also deserved itToday, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Now, Thats hot.
#1 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:26am by kyleenstar
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dayumm what a pimp.
#3 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:29am by TurdMonkey
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