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Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34875) - you deserved it (3951)

On 09/08/2009 at 5:07am - work - by h0308 (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

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cant you KNOW when you're about to puke? i always can and am, if not fully, at least halfway upto the bathroom by the time i actually vomit...

#7 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:45am by whyowhy26

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Well when you don't feel well don't go to work, understand?

#3 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:32am by john_bell

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