Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you totally deserved it (2343)
On 09/08/2009 at 5:07am - work - by h0308 (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
this. i always thought it was just a joke on south park (that wouldn't occur in real life) until now...
#9 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:02am by untalented1
Not if it was making her sick. After an apparent attempt to digest it, it stews in OP's stomach until the body finally decides to excrete it in another way. ;-)
#17 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:54pm by helloprettyladee
cant you KNOW when you're about to puke? i always can and am, if not fully, at least halfway upto the bathroom by the time i actually vomit...
You can do that? Just give your list of turn-ons to someone and expect them to comply? I'll have to try that.
Let's see, I'll start with Jeopardy. :]
#25 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:05pm by Intoxicunt
Hahaha. Nice one.
I fail at Jeopardy, so I'll leave it to you. Apparently I fail at Scrabble too, as I found out today online. =/
#34 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:41pm by Intoxicunt
Yeah, I played against the computer instead of a person. That way, they can't type "*Farts in your face*" either. I'm just not creative. My thought process is "Hmm, I have all these letters that don't make words. I guess my word is going to be 'to'."
I thought farting in someone's face was a great date strategy, especially if it isn't the first date. Damn prudes. :)
#42 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:36pm by Intoxicunt
ydi for not being human and spitting your alien juices on an innocent venus fly trap!!!
#14 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:45pm by hairytoenails
I think your employer would rather you go home when you're ill, instead of puking all over the customers.
agreed, cuz it's like the word ralph bunershca, prob wrong spelling but I've never attempted to spell bunershca before, I've just said it a few times, I kind of like a word that makes you want to puke just spelling it out
#36 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:53pm by ananamoose
Agreed I live in Cali, and understood the joke it was quality, tried to put a twist on it, guess it didn't work as planned
#47 - On 09/09/2009 at 2:41pm by ananamoose
I'm having a hard time believing that you went from 'slightly unwell' to puking in a matter of seconds. You should know when you start feeling nauseous, and by then you would've reached the point where you should tell the supervisor that you need to go home and get better.
Puking on a customer? They're probably not coming back. It doesn't matter how attractive the customer is, you're not going to be picking them up after you've gone and thrown up all over them.
You wouldn't happen to be named Stan Marsh and the customer's name was Wendy Testaburger?
#22 - On 09/08/2009 at 1:39pm by NinjaOverlord27
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to pick up a hooker. I drove up to her till and rolled down the window to ask her how much for an hour. She threw up on me. FML.
I assume i had food poisoning as i'm still unwell!
In reply to a comment earlier about leaving the tills when i had the warning signs, it all came a bit too fast for me to react! I would have had to ring the bell and wait for someone to take me off, as i'm not allowed to leave the tills unmanned!
Oh well, apparently i'm not even getting sick pay :(
Are you pregnant?
Cuz man, when I was pregnant, the only warning I had was the clock in most cases. Every hour on the hour, I knew I'd better find a canister of some kind.
My boss made me a little badge that said Pregnant on it, so I wouldn't get into trouble as I ran through the building retching.
#40 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:12pm by alwaysalady
never go in that sick less you'd lose the job otherwise and if so try to work away from customers...
looks like someone is in the making of ZOMBIE
cmon thats the spirit...
infect as many as u can!
#33 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:39pm by Trollkiller
wow. . i seen this before. the guy prob didnt wanna go to work and said he felt unwell or whatever. and seein that hot girl was a lil intimadating and made him so nervous he blew chunks..... bet....
#35 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:53pm by RiChY_BaBy08
How come it's always an attractive person in these kind of FML's? I'm sure 99% of them are for pointless exaggeration, this is bad enough on its own.
hopefully there wasnt any alcohol involved in last nights supper.
#41 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:29pm by Paige_Nicole10
