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Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom. I'm 5'1" and I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters. I also have a new boss. When we met for the first time he was yelling at me because "there were no students allowed in here yet." FML


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On 08/13/2009 at 9:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

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haha that's something that could happen to me too!

I recently got a free entrance somewhere because entrance was free for kids til 15 years old. I'm 24.

#6 - On 08/14/2009 at 3:36am by unfortunate_13

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Oh wow, you're a teacher right? They should know these things.

#2 - On 08/14/2009 at 3:31am by andybme

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