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Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are required to sing. A late night DJ came in, put 20 dollars in the tip cup, and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back. FML

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Not a FML. You got a $20 tip. Did you actually WANT to have to sing more?

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:10am by green_199

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I don't expect my local Coldstone workers to have Grammy-worthy talent. I expect them to sound like people who work for $6.75 an hour or whatever and are required by their part time job to sing to customers. I don't even like that rule, I think its awkward and kind of humiliating.

#9 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:50am by olivejuice

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