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Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are required to sing. A late night DJ came in, put 20 dollars in the tip cup, and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48705) - you deserved it (6667)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:05am - work - by Rev (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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