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Today, I was at work doing phone computer support helping a woman with her computer. I asked her to close all her open windows. She deleted all the important company documents in the open folder instead. I got fired because "close windows" and "delete" have become "too technical" for users. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44881) - you deserved it (1647)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:34pm - work - by pixelbaker (man) - United States (Missouri)

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FYL, a person that doesn't know the difference between 'close' and 'delete' shouldn't be allowed near a computer.

#5 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:17pm by Valiable

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While reading this FML I thought it would end with the woman closing her windows (as in the glassy things you can look through), but this is even worse. What an incredibly stupid human being.

#9 - On 07/29/2009 at 2:19pm by _Noon_

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