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Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61145) - you deserved it (2851)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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wtf is wrong with people?

#1 - On 07/28/2009 at 10:03am by DaveMcRae

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at least the guy didnt die right? so your a heroic trash can :)

#3 - On 07/28/2009 at 10:05am by MyzticHydra

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