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Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17603) - you deserved it (40693)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)

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lol fail

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 9:56pm by lolol182

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If I had a nickel every time I laughed at a fart....

#9 - On 03/09/2009 at 10:45pm by kallens

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