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Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37921) - you deserved it (31275)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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