Today, while I was lifeguarding a swim meet with over 100 patrons, a duck paid a visit to our pool. He sat down and a brown cloud surfaced in the water. He immediately flew off. My manager then made me put goggles on and scoop out the poop while everyone watched. FML

by 1sasafras1 / 06/17/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Work

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  • Honestly it could have been much worse, better a duck than a 5 (or 75) year olds poop..

    #1 - On 06/17/2016 at 1:04pm by Magnoxidans

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  • Why goggles and not gloves?? I hope you didn't pick it up with your bare hands. My sympathies with you, op.

    #7 - On 06/17/2016 at 1:30pm by KuronoEru

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