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Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML

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On 06/01/2014 at 6:15pm - work - by ugh - United States (New Hampshire)

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EXTREMELY technically that's correct. But whoever you were talking to is really ignorant.

#1 - On 06/02/2014 at 1:21am by DjaySkar

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Well, you can reply that you are paid $2,000 a year to turn lights on and of, and another $50,000 to know when and which lights to turn on and off.

#7 - On 06/02/2014 at 1:25am by catsmeow123

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