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Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML


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On 05/03/2014 at 2:15pm - work - by kezbabes - Ireland (Dublin)

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I gave my grandma a lift and she had an 'accident' in the passenger seat. I spent 2 hours cleaning up pee.

Sell the car, buy a motorbike. Before it's too late.

#1 - On 05/03/2014 at 7:29pm by Earths_Venus

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Oh wow. That's really awful. My mom tried to do the same thing to me a couple years ago, luckily I stopped her before she actually pulled the E-brake.
Hopefully you can talk him into taking responsibility for the damages. That sucks. :( FYL OP

#2 - On 05/03/2014 at 7:30pm by sterling1113

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