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Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6929) - you deserved it (45396)

On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Karma.

#1 - On 02/22/2013 at 4:57am by DasHaas

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why would you steal a pen?

#3 - On 02/22/2013 at 4:58am by yoursucklives

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