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Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:35am - work - by Hornymuch (woman) - Germany

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Well, if he's that kind of client...

#1 - On 11/02/2012 at 10:37am by James64138

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That's some risky business.

#3 - On 11/02/2012 at 10:38am by MelTheGreat

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