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Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML


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On 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm - work - by Annette (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Wow... well at least you got the job!! CONGRATS!

#2 - On 09/22/2012 at 1:14pm by alexlovescandy

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Well at least you got the job. They are hard to come by these days.

#5 - On 09/22/2012 at 1:17pm by APWarrior23

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