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Today, I was at work, when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little happy birthday to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML

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On 09/21/2012 at 8:28pm - work - by karmas a kunt (man) - United States

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Your boss is a prick . He should've at least let you finish the song .

#1 - On 09/21/2012 at 11:16pm by Canchan

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Forget your boss, but that was really sweet of you especially since it was an elderly lady :)

#6 - On 09/21/2012 at 11:18pm by icecoldwaterr

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