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Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5554) - you deserved it (29370)

On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States

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Neither do I.

#2 - On 05/15/2012 at 5:40am by HULK_SMASH_

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I think your boss was looking for just a yes or no answer

#4 - On 05/15/2012 at 5:42am by ThatsHowItsDoneS

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