You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 973
You deserved it 3 178

Same thing different taste

Top comments

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

This isn't even FML, you get to live your life knowing that you and your beard are desirable!

cayytee 0

you should have leaned in for a kiss...see how he would feel then.

notjustanybody20 9

you should have held his penis & said i love you too! :D

thejewishfuhrer 17

Did you say I love you too? Gotta spread the love y'all. People killing, people dying. Children hurt me to hear their crying. Where is the love?

I didn't even see that you wrote Ke$ha until The song got stuck in my head because of your comment...curse you!!!!

The_creator_fml 2

Sounds like a hairy situation... Yes I just did that.

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

Take the complement and then file the I love you under dimentia.

RedPillSucks 31

That has absolutely cheered up my day! Funny sh*t.... take the compliment ;o) xx

gurly98 13
noto_fml 0

Exactly That men obviously realises a great beard when he sees one. Good looks to you for sporting and crafting such a great masterpiece.

KatherineAnne 7

My brother is so jealous my boyfriend who is over two years younger than him can grow a full beard. Men appreciate their beards!!

X_Codes 11

Yes, you should. He wants to initiate the ancient, dwarven mating ritual with you!

snowmount07 6

There were probaly birds using OPs beard as a nest and the crazy guy was rubbing them, then said he loves because you take care of the birds

mitchossimpants 4

My beard's not big enough to grab, so i can't have an amazing broment like that. :(

That's so bromantic, but very creepy at the same time..

No, he's a dude. Sorry to disappoint you

Did he call you Santa and wanna sit on your lap?

redmane 21

14 - Hey, I applaud you for giving a crack at the art of sarcasm. It's a start. I kid, I kid. Or do I? Not really. No.