Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2012 at 12:46am / United States (Nevada) / Work

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  • But aquarium gravel is tough and gritty! If your novel is a mystery, I think that was a great compliment.

    Wait a's also really disgusting and slimy and smells like dead fish...

    #2 - On 04/19/2012 at 5:55am by DocBastard

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  • Aquarium gravel? Sniffing boot polish?
    In that case, I suggest you write erotic literature instead..

    #5 - On 04/19/2012 at 6:00am by ycrem0n

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