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Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML
But aquarium gravel is tough and gritty! If your novel is a mystery, I think that was a great compliment.
Wait a second...it's also really disgusting and slimy and smells like dead fish...
Aquarium gravel? Sniffing boot polish?
In that case, I suggest you write erotic literature instead..
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014