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Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19131) - you deserved it (2064)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)

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If you don't want the bar.....I'll have it.

#1 - On 04/18/2012 at 9:52am by xlord

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Your not yourself when you're hungry. So I guess you're never yourself.

#3 - On 04/18/2012 at 9:54am by sillycart

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