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Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (2346)

On 02/17/2012 at 1:22am - work - by Christinemh329 - United States

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Ask for a raise - every hour

#3 - On 02/17/2012 at 6:04am by jezane

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OP's Boss: "Hey! Who do you think wears the big boy pants around here?!"
OP: "But sir, your not wearing any pants..."

#23 - On 02/17/2012 at 7:33am by Insane_Tea

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