Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

by Laura / 10/08/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Work

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  • Forever lonely..........

    #1 - On 10/08/2011 at 6:09am by dannyboy66

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  • please tell me you act everything out, too.

    "oh edwardcakes, your skin is cold like something that was in the fridge."
    "my dearest laura, you are the prettiest babysitter ever. you are like a babysitter to my heart. let us touch lips."
    "oh yes, let's do that."
    /air makeouts
    /air groping
    /air humping

    #11 - On 10/08/2011 at 6:43am by Grimmerie

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