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Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4240) - you deserved it (11801)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

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