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Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21003) - you deserved it (1735)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

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I feel sorry for the guy. Wonder if she's like this all the time? "YOU WERE SERVED BY A FEMALE CASHIER! THAT HUSSY IS GOING TO STEAL YOU FROM ME!!!" "YOU SMILED POLITELY AT A FELLOW DOG WALKER WHO HAPPENED TO HAVE TWO X CHROMOSONES! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANY MORE!!!" "A WOMAN CALLED AN AMBULANCE FOR YOU AFTER YOU BROKE YOUR ANKLE! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH HER, AREN'T YOU?! DON'T LIE TO ME!!!"

OK, I may be exaggerating. But FY and his L, OP.

#27 - On 07/15/2011 at 1:42pm by rattusrattus

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So dose the husband not get the job because of the actions of his wife?

#4 - On 07/15/2011 at 1:23pm by RabidBunny

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