Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32679) - you deserved it (5733)
On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)
CatLady's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a…
mongoosemike also deserved itToday, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with…
better drink a lot of fluid
#4 - On 06/09/2011 at 10:35am by aliadnan708
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+35 | 6
at least you have a job...
#1 - On 06/09/2011 at 10:34am by dwhite312
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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