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Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33464) - you deserved it (5820)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

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better drink a lot of fluid

#4 - On 06/09/2011 at 10:35am by aliadnan708

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at least you have a job...

#1 - On 06/09/2011 at 10:34am by dwhite312

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