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Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9061) - you deserved it (59292)

On 05/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by LimeyGoodteeth (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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that's why u always ask before u act..

#3 - On 05/25/2011 at 2:37am by emeralz1

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this is why I hate some teachers. they never hear us out!

#8 - On 05/25/2011 at 2:44am by ChopToxicity

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